, Mom: Mary, did your boobs get bigger? Me: ummm I...
Mom: Mary, did your boobs get bigger?
Me: ummm I think so? I did gain some weight.
Mom: Yeah I thought so because I saw you the other day and I was like ...
Me: Yeah I know mom ... don't make me feel weird about it. I'll end up losing them soon once I shed a few pounds.
Mom: I wasn't saying it was bad . I thought it was kind of funny.
Me: It just feels weird. I don't want these boobs. They don't fit in my bras.
Mom: AHAHAHAHAHAHA